Living the Fat Penguin Life

Pup. 20. Mexican(-Canadian?) Possibly asexual. Probably aromantic. Almost too anxious to function. Intersectional feminism and puppies are my favourite things in the world.

This used to be a half-fandom, half SJ personal blog, but at some point it got overrun by cute animals. I'm not sorry. Current fandoms, Welcome to Night Vale, Leverage, Les Mis, OITNB, CA:TWS (it used to be all the MCU, but.), and Free!, but that will probably change in a week.
Recent Tweets @yuripuppies

 “People like that… corporations like that, they have all the money, they have all the power, and they use it to make people like you go away. Right now, you’re suffering under an enormous weight. We provide… Leverage.



I am a rock. I am an island. I have lapsed into song lyrics again.

#that fictional character you have a gigantic crush on

latinas in television 



I am a rock. I am an island. I have lapsed into song lyrics again.

#that fictional character you have a gigantic crush on

latinas in television 

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Asker copperbadge Asks:
Mr. Crane, if you had to dress up in a costume, what would you dress as?
yuri-puppies yuri-puppies Said:



Mr Copperbadge,

Alas, I have very little experience in this area aside from some small play-acting when I was a youth. Let us just say that I was a deeply unconvincing milkmaid.

However, having consulted with Miss Jenny and Lieutenant Mills, they both agree that were I to dress up in any kind of costume it would be that of a folk hero named Captain America who, apparently, like me is a man out of his own time who strongly believes in liberty and fights for a good cause.

To which I can only reply: not in those tights.

Your humble servant, 

Ichabod Crane

Apparently the booty shorts are okay, though.



"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.


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anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

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when you find your way back down in one piece,
i'll just be waiting here. ♚ imogen heap; clear the area

ship + shuffle meme → for cmstarling



sirius is 5’9” and remus is 6’2”, these are both sourced on the harry potter wiki, i’m going to fucking die.

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things to consider:

  • lady assassins
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady…


Go undercover with artist Rich Ellis and his exclusive “Operation S.I.N.” sketchbook, featuring Peggy Carter

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I want more queer friendship stories. Not just stories where the only two queer people find each other and fall in unhealthy codependent love in a sea of cishets. Give me whole communities of queer people. Give me queer best friends gushing to each other about their silly…


friendly reminder that rebecca sutter and laurel castillo are NOT white and it’s a disservice to the characters and their heritage to be referred to as the “white girls”.

The former is of portuguese chinese, scottish and english descent and the latter is a latina.

white passing does not mean WHITE. 

this has been a psa.

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Last Night in Ferguson (10.21.14): A state senator was arrested (and mama may have been legally packing), one of the lead organizers, nettaaaaaaaa, was roughed up by police, and one of the main sources of footage/live feeds, Rebel Z, was detained in what seems to have been an intimidation and straight up harassment tactic. The police are out of control, and it’s only getting worse. If you think this is over, you need to look again. #staywoke #farfromover

Ferguson is still happening. Are you still paying attention?

Tune into Z’s UStream tonight to watch developments live. 

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We quickly located a firefighter costume for boys, complete with a bright red jacket, a traditional helmet and an axe. The girls’ version, on the other hand, is a skin-tight, short, shiny dress that’s surely flammable. It includes a fascinator (in lieu of a helmet) never before seen on a real firefighter.

The model on the package, who looks to be about the same age as my daughter, completes the outfit with heeled, calf-high boots — not ideal for running into burning buildings, or trick-or-treating for that matter. The costume is for children four to six and it’s one of several provocative costumes for the age group.

Even the pumpkin costume for preschoolers is sexy: it’s sleeveless and features a black bodice with an orange ribbon that laces up the front like a corset. I found the girls’ firefighter and the police officer costumes the most offensive, as they hung on the rack in stark contrast to the boys’ versions.

What kind of message do these costumes send to our girls? While the boys have costumes that look like the real thing, girls are expected to dress up in spoof ensembles, thus suggesting they can’t, or shouldn’t, do the real job. The costumes are not only “sexy,” they’re also sexist.

Halloween Costumes Are Sexualizing Our Youngest Trick-Or-Treaters

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This isn’t just about halloween costumes. My incredibly petite 3 year old nephew is currently wearing a shirt for 7 year old girls. It fits him perfectly. On an actual 7 year old girl it’d be skin-tight. Even the most gender-neutral of girls clothing is sexualized and that’s not okay.

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