Imagine Goto introducing Masayoshi to his mother as his boyfriend and her crying of happiness because her son finally found someone he loves again and that person is a HOT MODEL HERO STATED TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
PETITION FOR A SAMURAI FLAMENCO OVA ABOUT GOTO AND MASAYOSHI’S WEDDING WHERE MASAYOSHI IS ON HIS WAY TO THE EVENT BUT HAS TO KEEP STOPPING TO TAKE CARE OF CRIMES AND IS ALMOST LATE TO THEIR WEDDING BUT MAKES IT ON TIME KINDA LIKE THE OPENING OF INCREDIBLES AND IT IS FLUFFY AND SAPPY AND GROSS.
A hero's ultimate enemy is loneliness, it can be painful and tasking but we have the ultimate secret weapon on our side, although it appears that you have yet to master it: it is love.
Love is a boundless, limitless power and it can make people infinitely stronger. When love is on your side, you have nothing to fear.
It really isn't something I can teach you, because love is different for everyone.
you know what i really wanna draw though
a cap 2 version of the scene in cap 1 where steve holds up the motorcycle with his back-up dancers sitting on it
except this time he’s holding up sam, bucky, and nat sitting on his motorcycle
this is everything i need out of life
I want it
i think someone already posted about it but the comic under the cover of the samurai flamenco manga has goto telling masayoshi he’s hot and then masayoshi yelling at goto about how attractive he is and goto getting grumpy because masayoshi is hotter than he is and basically they’re both fucking stupid
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)